SIGN OF THE TIMES
Hey, buddy! We've a deal for you!
Buy or lease, a dream come true!
Best set of wheels you ever had.
Again you'll feel young, cool and bad!
Its power'll take your breath away,
And for a year your fines we'll pay.
A discount on high-octane gas.
All summer long we'll cut your grass!
Automatic or manual shift,
Four-wheel-drive and, as a gift,
Leather seats, G.P.S.,
Satellite radio and, if you press,
A hand-wash every other day,
And wax-job on the first of May.
Sir, we beg you, buy our car!
A man who cares we know you are.
Times are tough, we quake with fear.
We may not be here next model year.