SIGN OF THE TIMES

Hey, buddy! We've a deal for you!

Buy or lease, a dream come true!

Best set of wheels you ever had.

Again you'll feel young, cool and bad!

Its power'll take your breath away,

And for a year your fines we'll pay.

A discount on high-octane gas.

All summer long we'll cut your grass!

Automatic or manual shift,

Four-wheel-drive and, as a gift,

Leather seats, G.P.S.,

Satellite radio and, if you press,

A hand-wash every other day,

And wax-job on the first of May.

Sir, we beg you, buy our car!

A man who cares we know you are.

Times are tough, we quake with fear.

We may not be here next model year.