A CERTAIN LADY
Man, don't argue with this lady!
You'll only come to harm.
If she can't prevail with logic,
She'll crush you with her charm.
You'll end up on the scrapheap,
Humbled and depressed.
You'll wish you'd never met her,
Ne're your thoughts expressed.
She's bound to get the last word,
And never you forget,
No guy who could outsmart her
Has been born to woman yet!