GLOBAL WARMING

The planet’s getting warmer,

Cold winds no longer blow.

Polar bears have swum away

In search of ice and snow.

Now palm trees gently sway

In the soothing Arctic breeze.

Flowers bloom year round

Where glaciers used to freeze.

Ads promote enticingly

Spas and posh resorts

On the shores of Hudson Bay.

Come play your favourite sports!

Catch a flight to Inuvik;

It’s like Tampa used to be!

Take the super highway.

To the tropic Beaufort Sea!

Meanwhile way down south,

It’s too hot to go outside.

Soon the whole wide world

Will be Kentucky fried!