FELONS

They’re smoking near a schoolyard!

Quick, before they run!

Zap them with your Tasers!

The law they mustn’t shun!

Cigarette smoke’s adrift

Over all those helpless kids!

Their health’s in mortal danger!

Society’s on the skids!

Lucky we were here

To catch them in the act!

Smoking! Can you beat it?

Confessions we’ll extract!

They’ll face a brutal judge

Who’ll sentence them to death.

They’ll go to the Devil

With tobacco on their breath!

But as they inhale their last,

They’ll have shown once more:

‘The law is a ass’*,

And why politicians we deplore!

*Quote from Mr. Bumble in Oliver Twist