EGGS

Hens eggs are magical.

You can cook them many ways:

Poached, fried and boiled,

In salads and entrées.

Even when they’re raw,

As fresh oysters from the sea,

With Tabasco sauce,

You’ll know gourmet glee!

They’re healthy and nutritious,

Extra easy to prepare.

Serve them at picnics,

Or on fine dinnerware.

Eggs are cheap and plentiful.

Their numbers do abound.

They’re a budgetary value,

By the dozen or the pound.

And if you get pissed off

At your spouse or bosom friend,

Throw at him/or her an egg.

It will put conflict to an end!