GLOBAL WARMING
The planet’s getting warmer,
Cold winds no longer blow.
Polar bears have swum away
In search of ice and snow.
Now palm trees gently sway
In the soothing Arctic breeze.
Flowers bloom year round
Where glaciers used to freeze.
Ads promote enticingly
Spas and posh resorts
On the shores of Hudson Bay.
Come play your favourite sports!
Catch a flight to Inuvik;
It’s like Tampa used to be!
Take the super highway.
To the tropic Beaufort Sea!
Meanwhile way down south,
It’s too hot to go outside.
Soon the whole wide world
Will be Kentucky fried!