Sunday, February 19, 2012

THE PERFECT HOST


Sip! Sip! Sniff! Sniff!

Hold it to the light.

Is the wine from Bordeaux

Or a less known site?


It’s certainly from France,

Or is it Italy?

I detect a touch of Spain.

No, it must be Germany!


Is it sweet or is it dry?

Does it have a nice bouquet?

Is it simple or complex?

Does it recall a sunny day?


So much I must consider

When choosing one that’s right,

To show I know my stuff,

That I’m urbane and bright.


Don’t be such an asshole!

Your guests don’t have a clue.

They can’t tell sweet or dry,

Bordeaux from Timbuktu.


Buy the cheapest brands.

Plonk makes the perfect host.

If it provides a buzz,

It’s good enough for most!

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