THE ELEVENTH PROVINCE

It may sound outrageous,

But let’s a moment dream.

Conditions may be ripe

To enact this wild-ass scheme.

The U.S.A.’s in trouble;

It’s broke and bozos rule.

It needs some expert guidance,

In fact, national renewal.

The Yanks should look north

Where a model country is,

One that isn’t bankrupt,

Led by a right-wing whiz.

This year our U.S. neighbours

Elect their chief exec.

Obama’s had his chance;

The GOP’s a wreck.

Steve should not be shy;

He should leap into the race.

With ease he’d be victorious,

And attain his rightful place.

The main condition of his win,

Once he commands the day,

The U.S.A’d join Canada

As eleventh province, eh?