Tuesday, February 12, 2013


The Pope is stepping down!           
What mind-bending news!
What’s he going to do?
Who will fill his shoes?

Why retire so early?
He’s a robust eighty-five.
He can still run a marathon,
Ski and paradive!

The Vatican needs change,
Perhaps a woman’s touch.
Could Lady Gaga fill the role?
She could offer much!

She could wear the funny hat,
And the gown of white brocade.
The College of Cardinals
She’d leave in the shade!

But how will Ben keep busy?
Rebuilding vintage cars?
Managing his investments?
Hanging out in bars?

Send suggestions to his Website.
You might win a prize:
A trip for two to Rome
To see Lady GaGa live!

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