Styles change. I must keep track.
Us trendies never dare look back.
Do we wear our tops untucked,
Let slip our jeans till all but shucked?
Should our hair be long or short,
Bald or dreadlocks, hip or sport?
Are we shod in shoes or boots?
Are we thugs? Are we suits?
Should we get our arms tattooed?
Do we want our biceps viewed?
Is it our wish to indicate
If boys or girls our favoured date?
We must consider many things,
From cosmetic gels to pinky rings.
It’s so hard keeping up with trends,
But I have a million Facebook friends!