HAIRCUT

My hair is unmanageable,

It sticks out every way.

I used to part it on the side, 

Though it would never stay.

 

I tried to look cool and neat.

Just so I always dressed,

But my hair betrayed me,

No matter my suit was pressed!

I strove to look debonaire;

I wore a fedora when in style.

But when I took it off,

I resembled something vile!

A wild and crazy lout,

Who evoked fearful screams.

What could I do

To be the man of my dreams?

The solution was so simple;

A triumph of common sense.

Shave it to the scalp!

With hair I could dispense!

Now I’m coolest of the cool.

A Don Juan with shiny pate,

So long as I remember

To shave ere every date!